foreskin

foreskin
1. (foreskin) (1891↑, 557↓)
an extra portion of skin located at the tip of the uncircumcized penis; increases intercourse tenfold
Author: Sandaro Boucklembo http://foreskin.urbanup.com/52906
2. (foreskin) (1779↑, 618↓)
The best part of the penis\!

I'm so glad I still have my foreskin\!

3. (foreskin) (1683↑, 551↓)
Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."

Author: Soiled Undergarment http://foreskin.urbanup.com/217551
4. (Foreskin) (1505↑, 585↓)
The fleshy thing that hangs on the end of a penis. Not to be confused with a woman.
5. (foreskin) (919↑, 237↓)
the skin that covers your knob when its soft and moves back when you get a hardon.

The foreskin was covering my limp dick\!

Author: just nobody special http://foreskin.urbanup.com/709265
6. (foreskin) (800↑, 156↓)
the extra flop of skin that lollops over the whole of the knob, very satisfying to twiddle

"so, what have you been doing all day?" "ah you know, twiddling my foreskin"

7. (Foreskin) (855↑, 311↓)
the best thing any male can have good in [masturbation], [sex] and dicking around good 4 ten cent trick

pull 4skin bac and tri 2 put and many 10c coinz in their az possibly az told 2 mi bi matt

8. (foreskin) (459↑, 139↓)
Healthy, normal part of the male penis.

If God wanted men to have foreskins, they'd be born with them.

9. (foreskin) (342↑, 121↓)
The piece of skin hangind from the end of your knob piece.

"Ouch\! I've got my foreskin stuck in a vice"

10. (foreskin) (304↑, 107↓)
The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins. Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing. Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too? b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering? "wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"

"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"

11. (foreskin) (252↑, 115↓)
1.) Skin that covers the head of the penis. Keeps it sensitive and ready for action. 2.) An object that inspires much debate. Uneducated trailer trash tend to hate it and are very vocal about their ignorance. Educated people tend to accept it as a part of the human body. 3.) Removed in an aesthetic procedure called circumcision which is a violation of basic human rights but accepted in the United States of America and is commonplace with the jews. Apparently god made a mistake and doesn't have the balls to admit it so he makes his followers chop it off to appease his bloodthirsty fetishes.

1.)My foreskin keeps my well oiled piston from turning into an insensitive fuck-stick. 2.) My son's penis looks better then your son's penis and he'll get laid by all the sluts\! 3.) Ah ha ha, your foreskin got circumsized.

12. (foreskin) (212↑, 89↓)
The fleshy piece of skin at the end of a male's penis. It is removed at birth in the Jewish and Muslim religions, and almost three quarters of American boys as well. It is rare in the United Kingdom.

When I was six years old my foreskin was removed. If I was in America this wouldn't be a problem. I want my foreskin back.

Author: The unknown guy http://foreskin.urbanup.com/2626379
13. (foreskin) (103↑, 53↓)
The foreskin [prepuce] is a retractable fold of skin that covers the [bell end] ([glans]) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins. Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by circumcised men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing. Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too? b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?

"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase sexual pleasure for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall clitoral stimulation; arent I a lucky duck?"

14. (foreskin) (35↑, 15↓)
the flesh you pull back to pee really far

had to pull back my foreskin to finish writing my name in the snow

15. (foreskin) (43↑, 33↓)
Piece of skin located at the tip of the penis. Men who had that piece of their anatomy hacked off (by ignorant parents) tend to desperately rationalize it, and try to convince themselves that it is so much better not to have a whole penis, even though they can't compare. They commonly try to make it look "healthier"; consequently, over the 20th century, circumcision has been said to prevent epilepsy, deafness, masturbation, syphilis, tuberculosis, nervousness, cancer of the prostate/bladder/rectum/tongue, and a lot of other fancy diseases. Currently some american men tend to act as if they didn't have running water to wash themselves, or as if circumcision had prevented USA from having sky high STD rates. Some american women call an uncircumcised penis "unsanitary" while pee, smegma and vaginal discharges are rotting in the folds of their stinky vagoo.

I'm sooooooooooooooooooo glad I was circumcised at birth\! I'm absolutely SURE it sucks to have a foreskin\!

16. (Foreskin) (4↑, 2↓)
The useless skin around the vagina. No this is not a sexist joke.

Bill: Oh my lord, look at it\! Its so flappy.. Too much [foreskin ] woman\! Mary: DEAR GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.

17. (foreskin) (75↑, 77↓)
The outer skin layer on an uncircumcised penis.

"eew\!\! theres foreskin on the wall\!\!"

Author: Wallstander P.E http://foreskin.urbanup.com/3919476
18. (foreskin) (61↑, 74↓)
Foreskin: The fleshy part at the end of a penis. Mostly nibbled by cockwhores.

Let me know when you get tired on my nibbling your Foreskin Sir\!

Author: mslisa_p\@yahoo.com http://foreskin.urbanup.com/2765172
19. (foreskin) (153↑, 178↓)
this flappy thing that i pull out during school and give a wack

quote kailan- my penis's 13cm erection is 90% foreskin

20. (foreskin) (22↑, 48↓)
[foreskin] is what you yell out when playin [penis] [golf] right after you been swingin your [9 iron] as a [warning] to others so they dont get hit when your balls are ready to let loose and fly

i was playin [penis] [golf] and swingin my [9 iron] when i yelled out [foreskin] cause my women walked in front of me and i wanted to warn her that my [balls] were ready to fly

Author: ODog N Cali M.C N T http://foreskin.urbanup.com/3875486
21. (foreskin) (49↑, 78↓)
cheese wrapping

Dude, that's serious CHEESE WRAPPING. A little [fromunda] is one thing, but dude, yank back that foreskin and start scrubbin.

22. (foreskin) (103↑, 158↓)
A form of currency used by David to pay for his first wife Michal. As explained in [1 Samuel 18:25-27] of the [Bible], Saul's asking price was 100 foreskins. David was feeling generous and paid twice the asking price.

1 Samuel 18:25-27 Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. (The New International Version)

Author: What is Fanbitch? http://foreskin.urbanup.com/1820883
23. (foreskin) (126↑, 188↓)
A dairy farm specialising in ripe cheese, located in the pants of uncircumcised males.

"OOOOhhhh what is that f\#$king smell?? Is that your foreskin?\!?\! Duuuuude, you need to get that sh\!t pasteurized\!"

24. (foreskin) (55↑, 131↓)
The skin that covers and protects the head of the penis when not in use. Lord's Higher Science, may remove the foreskin, in name only, by calling it [fireskin] when not so fore anymore but behind supporting the head and of its shaft then, in its turned inside out state of erection and retraction primarily intended for fornication. Manual retraction remains possible for pissin' and rinsin'. Foreskin is to the foreign, as [circumcide] is to genicide, a do or die situation.

The half erect elephant, appeared already all the way out of its foreskin. Foreskin is a girl's best friend, foreskin helps keep the dick head rather content until she is around it again, foreskin is made of carbon, carbon is used to make [diamond]s. Foreskin rules and is Heaven sent, Lord prefered to make you firstly as good as you can be out of not scars but skin. Judge not the foreskin, less those pussy [circumscar] holes to go screw yourselves in. Beautiful time for her special eye to see the head arise, but damn that circumcision wearing out its image at any old nonsense time so she can take it for granted and be a dumb fake ignorant slut about it, a necrophiliac attack who would stick a dead scar tissue up her crack. He easily didn't keep his foreskin, but the stupid hoe on the jerry springer show, thought her old used twat was something to stay in only after all, she cried like a baby, she thought her worthless hole he would keep true to as valuable when he couldn't even keep his own prepuce? Get real\! Her favorite penis of all time was uncut, but she assumed it was cut, only seeing it by her crotch erect and outward, so then she was a traitor to her own baby for a foolish witchdoctor's whim, denying her son his own right to ever prove his own way out of his own manhood. If foreskin and foreskinless can look similiar when erect, the difference upon closer inspect, is a fine final fold left of sensitive feel driving [roughneck], vs. a numb flushed down scar around what dumb did to the dick. Those pornos sure showed some dishevelledly cut penises without much hope apparent to escape from their predicament, but the foreskin on those other penises sure proved consistently what bloodflow they might provide to increase the overall head size.

25. (foreskin) (29↑, 111↓)
skin on your forehead .

foreskin - the skin on your forehead .

26. (foreskin) (70↑, 189↓)
Useless piece of male flesh. Discarding this person would have no ill effects. When the doctor/raabi circumsized this person as an infant they threw away the wrong piece of flesh, leaving the "foreskin" to roam the earth to annoy people.

John is such a foreskin\! He is absolutely worthless

27. (foreskin) (80↑, 208↓)
An uncircumcized penis. IT is the skin over the head, called foreskin because it is extra skin i guess.

Charlie whipped out his penis in which revealed a foreskin and Al Wall said gross while marcus and alex were standing there.

28. (foreskin) (143↑, 307↓)
a useless piece of diseased-laden skin that covers the otherwise attractive male penis head; the World Health Organization now recommends that the foreskin be cut off to prevent the male from getting AIDs because the moist, smegma-producing cells of the inner foreskin are very receptive to the HIV virus; educated males and smart parents remove the foreskin from the penis as quickly as possible to promote health and hygiene.

Hey, doc, I dont wanna get AIDs and shit, so please get this foreskin off me right away.

29. (foreskin) (152↑, 372↓)
The piece of skin that covers the head of the penis and is responsible for cultivating smegma. Also when pulled over the penis head it looks like a baby bird.

Hey doctor, my foreskin looks like corn flakes.

Author: Strechy Foreskin http://foreskin.urbanup.com/1003725
30. (foreskin) (116↑, 375↓)
An unclipped dick that looks like a fucking anteater, aarvark, this is nasty shit

your foreskin looks like a fucking aardvark

31. (foreskin) (122↑, 478↓)
a useless piece of flesh. One who exhibits no real value as a human being, yet is often full of himself. Everyone could live without this annoying person.

JP adds little to our department. He only gets in the way, irritates everyone, and is contrary to everyone else's input. JP is such a foreskin\!

32. (foreskin) (55↑, 413↓)
one word: Ghandi He likes girls to lick it eew, thats too much

ghandi has foreskin ghandi has foreskin

33. (foreskin) (133↑, 514↓)
A piece of skin that covers an uncircumcised penis' head. Though it gives a male more pleasure it looks ugly.

I have a forekin that makes me feel good even though it's ugly.

34. (foreskin) (168↑, 678↓)
The revolting looking flap of skin that covers the head of the male penis at birth. All normal men should have this vulgar bit of skin removed. If you were born with a big flap of skin over your head above of your neck, would you get it removed??? My point exactly... (I thank my parents for getting me circumsized)

Girl: Oh yuk, you still have your foreskin. Im not gonna have sex with you, grose\!\!\! Guy: Damn my parents for not getting that removed when I was born. NOOO\!\!\!

Author: Circumsized Guy http://foreskin.urbanup.com/1695923
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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  • Foreskin — Fore skin, n. (Anat.) The fold of skin which covers the glans of the penis; the prepuce. [1913 Webster] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

  • foreskin — (n.) 1530s, from FORE (Cf. fore ) + SKIN (Cf. skin) (n.). A loan translation of L. prepuce …   Etymology dictionary

  • foreskin — ► NOUN ▪ the retractable roll of skin covering the end of the penis …   English terms dictionary

  • foreskin — [fôr′skin΄] n. the fold of skin that covers the glans of the penis; prepuce: in circumcision it is completely or partly removed …   English World dictionary

  • Foreskin — Infobox Anatomy Name = Foreskin Latin = prepucium, præputium GraySubject = 262 GrayPage = 1250 Caption = A penis with the foreskin covering the glans. Caption2 = Width = 150 Precursor = Genital tubercle, Urogenital folds System = Artery = Dorsal… …   Wikipedia

  • Foreskin — The fold of skin which covers the head (the glans) of the penis. Also called the prepuce. Only about 1 in every 20 boys is born with a retractable foreskin. This reflects the fact that the histologic (tissue) development of the foreskin is… …   Medical dictionary

  • foreskin —    Ili ōmaka, ōmaka, olomua.    ♦ Foreskin cut off in circumcision, olomu o.    ♦ Uncircumcised foreskin, puhi.    ♦ Slipped back, of foreskin, pohole …   English-Hawaiian dictionary

  • foreskin — UK [ˈfɔː(r)ˌskɪn] / US [ˈfɔrˌskɪn] noun [countable] Word forms foreskin : singular foreskin plural foreskins the loose skin that covers the end part of a man s penis if he has not had the skin removed in an operation called a circumcision …   English dictionary

  • foreskin — noun /ˈfɔːskɪn/ The retractable fold of skin encompassing the most nerve dense tissue in the human male, which naturally covers and protects the head of the penis. And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised,… …   Wiktionary

  • foreskin — [[t]fɔ͟ː(r)skɪn[/t]] foreskins N VAR A man s foreskin is the skin that covers the end of his penis …   English dictionary

  • Foreskin restoration — is the process of expanding the residual skin on the penis, via surgical or non surgical methods. It can be performed for several reasons, among them being a desire to create the appearance of a natural foreskin (prepuce) covering the glans penis …   Wikipedia

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